$BTC $XRP $USDC Title: My Crypto Portfolio vs. My Reality! 🤡💸
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Me after researching for 10 hours:
"This coin has great utility, solid whitepaper, and AI integration. I am a genius investor!" 🧠🧐
The Market 5 minutes after I buy:
📉📉📉 -20% 📉📉📉
My Portfolio right now:
Looking like a red Christmas tree. 🎄🔴
My Diet Plan based on my trades:
✅ Bitcoin at $100k: Steak & Lobster 🥩🦞
✅ Bitcoin at $70k: lentils rice 🍚
✅ Bitcoin at $40k: only dua and water 💦
Moral of the story: Don't be like me. Don't FOMO into every green candle! 🕯️🚫
Tag that friend who always buys the top and sells the bottom! 👇🤣
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