houseorhomeless

💸 "Babe… remember that house fund?" 🏡💰

👩‍❤️‍👨 "Yeah, why?"

🚀 Me: "Well... it's currently riding a 100x leverage long on $PEPE !" 🐸📈💎

👩‍🦲 Her: "So we’re getting a mansion?" 😍

📉 PEPE -40% in 5 minutes ⏳

🏕️ Me: "More like a nice tent... but hey, it’s waterfront property!" 🌊⛺😂

#DegenLife #HouseOrHomeless #CryptoCasino #AllInOrNothing 🚀💀