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s1e2 Blockchains Digital Stargates or Bureaucratic Black Holes

What is a blockchain, really? Sci-fi makes it sound like it powers wormholes or logs starship logs—but it’s really just a shared, uneditable spreadsheet. In Episode 2 of Crypto: The Final Frontier, we decode the blockchain with sarcasm, Stargates, and monkey JPEGs.

#blockchain #satire #Parody #scifi #startrekparody #STARGATE

Starfleet Doesn’t Use Money. and That’s Why They Don’t Have Crypto?

What if Starfleet economics collided with today’s crypto mess? In this 30-second short, we compare the post-scarcity ideals of Star Trek with the reality of inflation, meme coins, and getting rugged in DeFi.

#cryptocomedy #cryptosatire #startrekparody #satire #comedy #defi #ScienceMeetsCrypto #Bear

s1e3 Wallets Your Phaser, Shield, and Probably a Liability

Crypto wallets sound cool—until you realize they're just high-stakes USB sticks that hold your financial existence. In Episode 3 of Crypto: The Final Frontier, we break down wallets like you're packing gear for an away mission… with a side of existential dread and lava dimensions.

#CryptoWalletsExplained #BTCBasics #scifi #Web3 #SeedPhraseSafety #startrekparody

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s1e1 What the Hell Is Crypto!

Ever wondered what crypto actually is—but don’t have the patience for bro-y whitepapers or financial jargon? In Episode 1 of Crypto: The Final Frontier, we break it down like you're a confused ensign on the bridge of a starship. Sarcastic, sci-fi-flavored, and surprisingly informative. Is crypto the future... or just a holodeck prank? Let's find out.

#crypto #comedy #satire #scifisatire #startrekparody #STARGATE

Watch Trump captain the USS Economy through volatile crypto space—it's short, sharp, and satirically stellar.
If this cracked a smile, share the voyage :).

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