🔥 Crypto Update: The Markets Are Cooking! 🔥
🍕 BTC just hit $84K—inflation cooling faster than my leftover pizza! 🧊🍕
⚖️ XRP up 3%—SEC lawsuit drama feels like a never-ending telenovela 📺🎭
🔄 SOL creeping up 2%—even after Alameda said, "Nah, we’re out." 😂
🐶 DOGE rockets 5%—Elon sneeze confirmed? 🚀🤧
📈 CPI relief has traders feeling like bulls on Red Bull! 🏎️💨

BTC
90,536.39
-0.02%

XRP
2.0934
-0.01%

DOGE
0.13981
-0.64%