$ETH ETH:

"Excuse me, XRP… do you know who you're talking to? I am Ethereum! I have already hit $4,000 💰, I'm the home of NFTs 🎨, DeFi 📈 and I even have Vitalik on speed dial!"

XRP:

"Cool! Meanwhile, I'm here finalizing transactions in 3 seconds ⚡, with almost zero fees 💸, helping banks all over the world 🌍… but keep going, creating monkey JPEGs."

ETH:

"…That was rude."