"The Art of Wasting Time"*
*Scene: A person sitting at a desk, staring blankly at a wall*
: "In a world where productivity is key, wasting time is an art form."
Person: _sigh_ "What should I do?"
"Do nothing. Just... exist."
*Cut to: Person scrolling through phone, watching cat videos*
"Embrace the void. Let the minutes tick away."
Person: _laughs_ "I should be doing something."
: "No, you're doing exactly what you should be doing – wasting time."
How's that? 😄 Want me to add anything?