๐ Evolution of a Crypto Investor: From Hope to Acceptance ๐ญ
Day 1: Bought $BTC at $68,000
"I'll be in a Lambo in a month!" ๐๐
Week 1: $BTC at $66,000
"It's a healthy correction. HODL!" ๐๐
Month 1: $BTC at $62,000
"I'll buy more, average down. I'm a genius!" ๐ง
Added another $2,000
Month 2: $BTC at $58,000
"Why did I average down? Why was I even born?" ๐ฐ
Opens loss calculator for the 47th time
Month 3: $BTC at $65,000
"OH MY GOD, WE BOUNCED! I'M SAVED!" ๐
Calculating future Lambo
Month 4: $BTC at $61,000
"Nah, this isn't crypto. This is a casino." ๐ฐ๐
Swears to sell at breakeven
Month 5: $BTC at $68,000 (breakeven)
"Phew, broke even. Never again!" ๐ฎโ๐จ
Sells everything
Month 6: $BTC at $85,000
"........................" ๐๐ซ
Month 7: $BTC at $92,000
Buys again at $90,000
"THIS TIME IT'LL DEFINITELY WORK!" ๐คก
$ETH, $SOL, $DOGE in the chat:
"First time?" ๐
Moral of the story:
Best crypto strategy โ buy and FORGET YOUR PASSWORD ๐๐
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P.S. If this meme made you cry from laughter (or pain), support the author with tips โ I'll buy $PEPE with them and relive this cycle again ๐ธ๐