THE TRUMP ACCESSIBILITY PROGRAM: CRYPTO FOR THE PEOPLE! 💸🚨

Everyone was crying: "BTC at $126k is for Martian billionaires, not humans!"

But Donald, acting as the Crypto-Dad of the Mankind, heard the pleas and made a genius move:

📉 Slashed $BTC prices down to a cozy ~$64–65k!

Now even your neighbor, who thinks Blockchain is a type of IKEA furniture, can afford 0.001 BTC for the price of a beer. That’s "Father of the Mankind" level care right there. 🔥

What about $ETH ? 💎

People sobbed: "$4900 isn’t an altcoin price, it’s a yearly mortgage!"

Trump said: "Hold my golden sneakers" → BAM!

ETH is now gently hugging the $1800–1900 range.

Accessibility +2000 points. Efficiency 100%. Bullish on affordability! 🐂→🐻

The Overvalued Alts? 📉

You know the ones—$2B Market Cap, but the only "utility" is a picture of a dog in sunglasses?

Trump, with a single tweet (or maybe tariffs, who can tell anymore?), wiped out 99% of them.

It’s no longer "To the Moon"—it’s "To the Floor."

Bought at $10? Now it's $0.10.

Thanks for the reminder: Most alts were just rugs in denial. 😭

The Cherry on Top: $TRUMP Token 👑

Even his own official memecoin didn't escape the "People’s Care."

From $80 down to $3–3.5.

That’s a smooth -96% in a year.

A true King’s move: "I’m not the elite, I’m for the people!"

Now anyone can stack 300 his coins instead of just one.

Mass adoption achieved. 🫡

Friends, THIS is the real CryptoPresident in every sense:

✅ Lowers the entry price

✅ Makes crypto "accessible" (via 50–99% corrections)

✅ Didn't even spare his own token for the sake of equality

Who dares to say Trump isn't for the people now? 😏

This isn't a Bear Market—this is the "Trump Accessibility Program"!

Is your portfolio thanking him yet? Or is it crying into a pillow?

As allways: Holding y'all tightly lifting you lightly and kissing you tenderly. Yours eternally 老虎🐯🐾🫡

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