war news hits the timeline and the markets immediately run the exact same script 🙃📉

gold: rockets straight up. the ultimate safe haven actually doing its job right now 🥇
stocks: absolute sea of red. traditional bags bleeding out while defense pumps 🩸
crypto: nukes to $62k in sheer panic, liquidates everyone, then casually bounces back to $68k a day later like nothing happened 🎢🤷‍♂️

the whiplash is real today. just holding on for dear life at this point 😭