🚨 SHIB ARMY WOOF WOOF... TO THE DUMPSTER! 🐶💥😂
2021: "SHIB to $1! Buy my house!"
2026: Still at $0.00001, founder Ryoshi ghosted harder than your gains.
Whales dump, Elon ignores, you HODL tears. Need 100M coins for pizza? Classic! 🍕
Pro tip: Switch to real alts or get rekt forever. Who's still bagholding? Drop 😂 below!