The infamous **UXLINK exploiter**—who pulled off a major heist stealing millions from the project's multisig wallet back in September 2024—has officially fumbled the bag spectacularly. 🤦‍♂️

After **6 months** of actively trading those stolen funds, Arkham Intelligence data shows the hacker is basically **back at break-even** (or very close to it, with tiny gains like ~0.2% or ~$83K reported in some trackers). No real profit despite starting with a massive haul (around $36M+ in effective holdings after the dust settled).

Key moves that tanked it:

- They recently dumped **5,496 ETH** (worth ~**$11.8M**) via **CoWSwap** in exchange for **DAI** — a big liquidation step, and one that actually netted a short-term ~$935K profit on that specific trade.

- But overall? Multiple bad trades, heavy losses (at one point down -$4.8M unrealized), volatility whipsaws, and poor timing wiped out any meaningful gains.

Moral of the story: Even with stolen crypto millions, if you trade like a degen gambler, you can still end up roughly where you started... except now you're a tracked wallet with law enforcement eyes on you. Crypto doesn't care who you are—bad decisions hit everyone the same. 😂

Sources: Arkham Intelligence tracking, Lookonchain reports, recent on-chain movements (March 2026 updates).#Ethereum