I’m out here ‘buying the dip’ on a global standoff, hoping my Bitcoin hits the moon before the missiles do.

It’s a bold strategy to hedge World War III with a currency that’s more volatile than a midnight diplomatic tweet.

But look on the bright side: if the grid goes down, at least I’ll finally have a valid excuse for why my portfolio is at zero. #Trump's48HourUltimatumNearsEnd #BinanceKOLIntroductionProgram #cryptohumor #HODL