Tag someone who does this and I will know exactly who you are. 😏👇
We ALL have that one friend who:
📱 Checks crypto prices 47 times a day but "is not obsessed"
😴 Falls asleep watching candlestick charts and calls it "research"
🍕 Skips dinner to watch a coin pump then eats cereal at midnight celebrating
👨👩👧 Tells family "I have a diversified portfolio" but it is literally just $STG $PIXEL and a prayer 🙏
📉 Portfolio drops 20% — "This is fine. I am fine. Everything is fine." — sitting in burning room like that dog meme
📈 Portfolio pumps 5% — calls himself Warren Buffett immediately
🤯 Explains blockchain to their mom for 45 minutes. Mom still thinks it is video game money. She is not wrong.
😭 Bought the top. Held through the bottom. Sold before the recovery. Every single cycle. Without fail.
The most painful part? That friend is us. All of us. Every single time. 😅
Crypto did not just give us financial stress — it gave us a whole personality. And somehow we would not trade it for anything.
Drop a 😂 if this is literally your life right now. 👇
Which one is literally you?