WAIT WAIT WAIT. did you catch what just happened while everyone was doom scrolling?
jack dorsey is giving away free bitcoin again. Block just revived the bitcoin faucet. the same faucet that introduced millions of people to crypto a decade ago is back. in 2026. during extreme fear. that’s not charity. that’s a signal
but that’s just page one. charles schwab is about to let you buy btc and eth directly on their platform. the biggest retail brokerage in america. 35 million accounts about to have a buy bitcoin button next to their stock portfolio
ethereum foundation just staked $93 million of ETH in a single session. they hit their 70,000 ETH target. the people who BUILT ethereum are locking up their tokens during a bear market. they’re not selling. they’re staking
meanwhile one bloomberg analyst is screaming bitcoin will hit $10K. but a new study from mercado bitcoin shows btc outperforms gold AND stocks after every single global shock in history. every war. every crisis. every crash. btc recovered faster and stronger
someone is catastrophically wrong. and Q2 just started
who do you believe? the data or the analyst?
