#BTSUSDT $BTC "Acha yaar, suno! Mere dost ne toh hadd hi kar di! Kal raat Trump ke live stream par gaya aur seedha $199.9 (approx. PKR 55,000!) ki tip de di! Aur message mein likha: "Please Trump, say Bitcoin" 😂😭

Hansi toh aa rahi hai, par darr bhi lag raha hai! Kyunki hum dono ne Bitcoin (BTC) mein 'long trades' (jab price upar jane ke liye bet karte hain) lagayi hui hain aur kafi paisa phasa hai. Hum soch rahe the ke agar Trump, jo ab crypto ko promote kar rahe hain, bas ek bar 'Bitcoin' keh dein, toh market boom karegi aur humein bada profit milega. 💀📈

Lekin ab halat yeh hai ke agar BTC 70K tak nahi gaya... toh samajh lo hum dono bankrupt hone wale hain! 💀🤣 Saari umeed ab bas us ek shabd par tiki hui hai. Pata nahi Trump kab kahenge, par dua hai jaldi keh dein!"

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