You: "I'm just gonna hold my BTC and ETH safe and sound"
Binance: "Lmao okay boomer. Meanwhile $PEPE
just did 3x, $DOGE is mooning on Elon tweets, $FLOKI I is raiding with Vikings, $BONK is barking on Solana, and $SHIB is still trying to burn its way to $1 while $BNB quietly prints money in the background."
Me at 3AM:
Depositing my last $100 into random meme coins on Binance because "this time it's different"
CZ watching from the sidelines: "4 more years of this chaos 🫡"