📉 Before: traders studied candlesticks, RSI, and Fibonacci.
📱 Now: they just refresh Trump’s account to know when to buy or sell 😅
The market isn’t “technical analysis” anymore —
it’s financial reality TV. 🎬💸
One tweet → market pumps.
One wrong word → portfolio melts. 🫠
Welcome to Trading 2.0:
“In Trump We Trust.” 🇺🇸😂
👇👇Here Buy and Trade👇👇
ASTER
0.713
-2.32%
DOGE
0.10094
+0.38%
WLFI
0.1131
+13.10%