#Vitalik , blink twice if you’re still coding

Meanwhile in another universe…over the years.

2021: S&P 500 → 3,400

$ETH → $2,300

2023: S&P 500 → 4,400

ETH → $2,300

2024: S&P 500 → 5,400

ETH → $2,300

2025: S&P 500 → 6,400

ETH → $2,300

Today: S&P 500 → 7,400

ETH → STILL $2,300 💀

At this point Ethereum isn’t a cryptocurrency anymore… it’s a stablecoin with gas fees.

Someone check on Vitalik Buterin. Bro is out here dropping research papers while holders are fighting for emotional survival.

S&P holders: Retirement looking good

ETH holders: “Maybe next upgrade…” 😭

ETH

2,224.15

-3.00%