CHINA JUST ROASTED TRUMP
🇺🇸 #Trump : china, you gotta be kidding me! You’re still buying oil from Iran? I sanctioned the hell out of them. Huge sanctions, the biggest ever!
🇨🇳 : #China needs energy. Iran has it. We buy it. Simple. End of discussion.
🇺🇸 Trump: You’re killing my deals here, ! You’re funding the wrong guys! Stop, or I will slap you with the most massive, beautiful tariffs you’ve ever seen.
🇨🇳 : Enjoy your #tariffs . Our tankers are already moving.
SATIRE / FICTIONAL DIALOGUE
(Not real quotes)
Real Context: Chinese President Jinping has maintained that China intends to continue its energy trade relations with Iran.