Fed Chair Swap. Same Building. Different Suit.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kevin Warsh gets sworn in Friday as the new Fed Chair, replacing Jerome Powell.

Look, I know what people are about to do already. Crypto Twitter will scream “money printer incoming” within like 14 minutes, CNBC guys will suddenly pretend they’ve been studying Warsh for 15 years, and every trader with three monitors is gonna start drawing fake arrows on charts.

Here’s the thing though. Changing the Fed Chair is not some magical reset button. The debt is still there. Inflation didn’t pack its bags and leave. Markets are still addicted to cheap money like a guy surviving on gas station energy drinks and bad decisions.

Honestly, this feels less like “new leadership” and more like corporate replacing the night shift manager after the warehouse already caught fire twice, because apparently the problem was the name tag and not the actual system.

Powell spent years trying to calm markets while also punching inflation in the face with rate hikes, which, surprise, made everyone angry anyway. Now Warsh walks in Friday and suddenly Wall Street acts like Dad came home with a fresh credit card.

Maybe he cuts faster. Maybe he doesn’t. Maybe they just change the wording in press conferences and algos pump everything for six hours straight before dumping it back on retail traders eating instant noodles at 2AM.

Same machine. Different operator.

That’s the part nobody likes saying out loud.$BTC

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