🚨 US-Iran deal reportedly entering final stage through Pakistani mediation 🇵🇰👀$HYPE $EDEN $SEI
If this gets officially confirmed within hours:
• oil probably dumps 🛢️📉
• risk assets fly 🚀
• crypto traders suddenly become peace experts again 😂
But after weeks of:
“deal soon”
then
“talks collapsed”
then
“military options back on table” 💀
Nobody trusts headlines anymore until signatures actually drop.
This market has PTSD from geopolitics 😭