It’s Discount Season for Crypto!
It’s finally that magical time of year again — no, not Christmas… crypto discount season.
You open the charts and suddenly everything looks like it’s on sale. Bitcoin? 20% off. Altcoins? Practically “buy one, cry twice.”
It feels like the market is shouting, “Hurry! Limited-time emotional damage!”
Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with my wallet thinking, “Is this a dip, or is it just falling down the stairs?”
But let’s be honest: nothing brings people together like cheap crypto.
Some buy because they believe. Others buy because the price is so low it feels rude NOT to.
Me? I’m here refreshing the chart every five minutes like it’s a Black Friday deal.
So yes, it’s officially crypto sale season.
Prices are down, hope is up, and my financial decisions are… questionable as always.
