Oh wow, oil prices crashed because people are maybe, kinda, sorta hoping the US and Israel will stop fighting Iran. How cute

Brent crude you know, the big daddy of global oil prices dropped more than 5% on Sunday. Why? Because Trump was out here sending mixed signals like a confused ex. You want peace?
You don't want peace? Make up your mind, dude. As of 04:00 GMT, July Brent futures were at $97.94 a barrel. That's down about 9% from a month ago, but still up by more than a third compared to before this whole mess started. So… yay?
Meanwhile, Japan's Nikkei 225? Oh, it surged more than 3% in morning trading. Hit an all time high. Because of course it did. Markets love chaos if there's a chance of free money.
Trump posted on social media Sunday (because where else?) saying negotiations with Iran are going "orderly and constructive." Sure, Jan. But also he told his people "not to rush into a deal." Classic. Then he writes: "Both sides must take their time and get it right. There can be no mistakes!" On Truth Social. The irony is so thick you could drill for oil in it

This all comes after Trump raised hopes on Saturday saying a deal was "largely negotiated" including reopening the Strait of Hormuz. You know, that little waterway that one-fifth of global oil trade uses. No biggie.
June Goh, an oil analyst at Sparta in Singapore, drops some reality: "Fundamentally, nothing changed. We're still losing 10 11 million barrels per day while the strait is shut." But markets are dreaming of 100 million barrels from stranded ships rushing out once a deal happens. Good luck with that.
Iran has blockaded the strait since late February. The US put its own blockade on Iranian ports since mid April. So basically everyone's just blocking everyone. Great teamwork.
And Trump's final word on Truth Social? "The US blockade stays in full force until an agreement is reached, certified, and signed."
So… no oil for you. Not yet.
But keep hoping, I guess

