BINANCE DELISTING BITCOIN? (READ THE FINE PRINT)
A fake announcement is circulating claiming Binance is delisting BTC because of:
🔸 Excessive market manipulation
🔸 Emotional damage to traders
🔸 Too many liquidations
🔸 Failure to go up when everyone expects it
The punchline? Users are advised to "touch some grass and stop checking the chart every 5 minutes."
The disclaimer at the bottom says it all:
"This announcement is completely fake. Unlike Bitcoin's volatility, this joke is stable." 😂
With BTC down 50% from ATH and $500B wiped in 25 days, someone had to make a joke. This is it.
👇 Did this post fool you for a second?
#satire #CryptoHumor