SBF Just Filed for a Trump Pardon From Prison and FTT Jumped 50% Because Crypto Never Changes 😂🚨
June 8 2026: Sam Bankman-Fried. 34 years old. Federal Correctional Complex Terre Haute Indiana. Serving 25 years for stealing $8 billion in customer deposits. Filed a formal presidential pardon request through the DOJ. FTT immediately pumped 50 percent. Trading volume exploded 600 percent. 📈
The comedy writes itself. 😂
Here's the beautiful irony 🎭
30 percent of FTT trading volume ran through BINANCE. The SAME Binance that triggered FTX's death spiral in November 2022 by publicly liquidating its own FTT holdings. The murder weapon just became the trading venue for the victim's resurrection play. That's not irony. That's POETIC JUSTICE in reverse. 💀
The pardon reality check 📊
Trump already said NO twice in 2026. Polymarket gives 8 percent probability of pardon by year end. SBF didn't even request early release. He requested restoration of civil rights AFTER completing his 25 year sentence. Traders pumped FTT 50 percent on a prison filing requesting rights restoration in 2049. 🤦
Meanwhile CZ got a full pardon from Trump in October 2025. Ross Ulbricht got pardoned. BitMEX founders got pardoned. But SBF? Trump said "He stole $8 billion from regular people." That's not a regulatory fine. That's retail customers losing everything. 💔
The FTT fundamental case is ZERO 💡
No product. No protocol. No utility. No exchange. Just a dead token trading on pure speculation that a man who Trump already rejected twice somehow gets pardoned. At 8 percent probability. By a president who called his fraud one of history's worst. 🎯
Crypto Twitter never learns. Neither does FTT. 🚀
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