The #BoJ 's "historic" rate hike to 0.75% - highest since 1995! - the spectacle of the century, unleashing yen carry trade Armageddon on our precious $BTC leverage dreams.

Binance Square's doomsayers wail about 20-30% crashes, Arthur Hayes thunders from his ivory tower, while Bitcoin "surpasses" 86k-87k like a drunk stumbling past a lamppost.

Absurdity alert: these same degens who "HODL forever" and mock fiat slaves now panic over Japan's toddler-step normalization ending their free candy liquidity binge.

XRP "liquidity drying up"?

Please, it's just institutions hoarding the real utility token for their yen-unwind circus.

Wake up, sheep: this isn't macro Armageddon, it's the market's weekly plot twist in the endless crypto soap opera, where every "black swan" hatches into another pump.