#USjobs and #cpi :

the sacred oracles of crypto sentiment, where the plebs dissect unemployment spreadsheets like they're Nostradamus scrolls, dreaming rate cuts will HODL their bags to Valhalla.

Meanwhile Santa's sleigh loaded with "inflation cooling" fairy dust, promising Fed gifts under the tree-instead of coal, we get liquidations.

Irony alert: markets "reacting" to jobs data like it's gospel, yet $BTC pumps on vibes alone.

Debunking the spectacle: your "macro edge" is just spectacle fodder for whales printing "bullish divergence" while retail chases CPI crumbs.

Wake up, degens-rate cuts or not, the real job is surviving the holiday rugpull.

Ho ho horrors!!