😂🎅 Crypto Reality Check 🎄😂
Kid: “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year…”
Santa: opens the wish list
📝 “Satoshi’s private keys”
Santa: 😐🔫
Christmas canceled.
Moral of the story 👇$LIGHT $BIFI $RIVER
🎁 You can wish for gifts
🚫 But some things even Santa can’t deliver
Some wishes are impossible… and that’s exactly why Bitcoin is priceless. 🟠🔥



