🚨 PUTIN JUST TRIED TO TURN BITCOIN INTO A PEACE OFFER

🎄 While you were opening Christmas gifts, Putin was opening… a new DLC for geopolitics.

According to Russian state media, Putin casually told business leaders that:

👉 The US wants joint control of Europe’s largest nuclear plant… to mine Bitcoin.

Yes. Nuclear power. Bitcoin. Peace deal.

Totally normal sentence.

📌 The claim:

Dec 24 — Putin says Washington proposed sharing Zaporizhzhia’s 6 GW for crypto mining.

📍 Source: Russian media only.

🇺🇸 US confirmation: 404 Not Found.

🔍 Reality check (aka physics enters the chat):

• IAEA chief Grossi: Restart is “basically impossible” — no cooling water, no stable power

• Plant lost external power 12 times since 2022

• All 6 reactors in cold shutdown

• Russia licensed Reactor 1 anyway (Dec 23rd), because… vibes?

👀 The tell:

Zelenskyy on “joint control” with Russia:

“Not entirely realistic.”

Translation: Are you serious right now?

🧠 What Putin is actually doing:

Testing whether Trump’s Bitcoin enthusiasm can magically legitimize Russia’s occupation of Ukrainian infrastructure.

This isn’t an energy deal.

This is a sovereignty trap wearing a Bitcoin hoodie.

⏰ Why now?

• Trump meets Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago today

• Zaporizhzhia is 1 of 3 unresolved issues in a 20-point peace framework

Putin didn’t wait for negotiations.

He framed the conversation first.

🚨 Watch closely:

• US mentions “energy discussions” → BIG shift

• Zelenskyy concedes on the plant → sovereignty red flag

• IAEA vetoes on safety → deal instantly dead

💥 The real headline:

The first country to mine Bitcoin on occupied nuclear infrastructure doesn’t just set a market precedent —

it sets a civilizational one.

That’s the real story.

$BTC 🧨