Crypto in 😂👇
Everyone on Twitter:
👉 “FREE AIRDROP 🚀 ZERO RISK 💸”
Reality when you actually try it:
👉 Buy at $0.1/token
👉 $100 gas fee
👉 $500 slippage
👉 Wallet balance: RIP 💀
This is not an airdrop,
this is a donation to the blockchain gods 🛐😭
Lesson of the day:
🧠 Smart money reads the fine print
🐑 Dumb money clicks “Claim Now”
Welcome to crypto.
Where free is the most expensive word. 🚀💀
DOGE
0.09814
-2.55%
PEPE
0.0₅42
-4.54%
TON
1.408
-1.12%