Me: 'Okay, it dumped hard. It's time for the strategic double-check.' *Opens portfolio 30 seconds later.*
Market: 'Oh, you thought I was done? Cute.' 🤡📉
The definition of insanity is refreshing your wallet every 60 seconds hoping the price magically changed while you weren't looking.
The real question: what's your record number of checks in one minute? Asking for a friend... 😅