Does the EU really think their "New Year, New Sanctions" list is more powerful than a VPN, or are they just addicted to the paperwork? 🧐

$BTC

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$GIGGLE

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On January 4th, they officially expanded their restrictions to include even more Russian virtual asset service providers. 📝🚫

$FIL

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It’s peak comedy watching bureaucrats try to put digital handcuffs on a borderless technology. 🤡

I guess the plan is to keep adding names to the list until the blockchain magically decides to follow their rules! 🪄✨

It’s hilarious how they treat "decentralized" like it’s just another branch of a bank they can shut down. 🏦🔨

Good luck trying to ban the wind with a butterfly net. Welcome to 2026, where the regulation theatre never ends! 🎭🥂

#EUSanctions #CryptoRegulation #RussiaCrypto #VASP