🚨 SATIRE | EU PRIORITIES CHECK 🇪🇺🤣
After intense 24-hour monitoring of events in Venezuela, European experts have reportedly reached a critical conclusion:
🧴 The bottle cap was NOT attached.
An EU official (off the record):
“We can debate geopolitics later — but unsecured caps violate EU environmental standards. This is non-negotiable.”
🌍 Takeaway:
In a world of chaos, some rules are sacred.
Attached caps. Always.