🔴 MARKET MELTDOWN MONDAY! 🔴
EVERYTHING. IS. RED. 🩸📉
💥 Global Markets just took a historic nosedive! One of the wildest sell-offs in recent memory. 🤯
Here’s the damage report:
📉 BITCOIN ($BTC)
· -$100 BILLION in market cap… vanished! 💸👻
📉 SPOT GOLD
· -$3 TRILLION… poof! ✨➡️🕳️
📉 SPOT SILVER
· -$800 BILLION… see ya! 👋💨
Investors today: 🧑💼😱 ➡️ 🏃♂️💨
Brace yourselves, stay calm, and maybe… hug a pet? 🐶❤️
(Not financial advice. Just emotional support.)
XRP
1.5311
-6.78%
BNB
738.92
-4.68%
SOL
97.38
-6.75%