Imagine finding out Jeffrey Epstein was actually Satoshi… 😳

Yeah… I’d be ghosting Bitcoin, packing my bags, and going full Ethereum maxi.

No debates, no trading, just ETH all the way. 😅

Some conspiracy theories are just too wild even for crypto. 🚀

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