But here I am... still talking about it. Well, it’s not a crime 👉🏻👈🏻
So a few days ago, I was chilling with a friend who’s basically addicted to get-rich-quick schemes.
(She’s been scammed more times than I can count. And yes, I’ve been one of her victims 😭)
This time she says, “It’s crypto!”
And I was like — “Girl. You’re too chaotic to learn crypto, and I’m too broke to invest in it.” 😂
But then she goes:
“I’ll give you $2 to start. Just give it back after you profit.”
I said, “$2?? Sis, who trades with $2??” 💀
She grins and pulls out her phone:
“There’s an app where people start with $2 and somehow get rich overnight.”
(Apparently, we just need to find the secret prompt to unlock the money.)
Then she shows me the app...
“Binance.”
🍃🍂🍃🍂🍃🍂
Girl, no. This ain’t Hogwarts — crypto doesn’t run on magic spells 🪄😂
So now I’m stuck with this situation.
Do YOU have a friend like that?
How do you stop them without breaking their heart? 😩
Please drop advice 🙏
