Alrightttt night owls 🌙🍰
Put the kids to bed, hide the portfolio, dim the lights… it’s time for tonight’s crypto confession session.
Big Daddy
Spent the day pretending to be calm and responsible…
Then moved just enough to make everyone zoom in on the 5-minute chart like it holds the secrets of the universe.
Traders: “It’s a breakout.”
Also traders 12 minutes later: “It’s manipulation.”
Now let’s talk about our emotionally unavailable king…
XRP tonight be like: 📈 “I rise.”
📉 “I humble.”
😌 “I test character.”
The XRP Army is unfazed though.
We’ve survived lawsuits.
We’ve survived delistings.
We’ve survived our own expectations.
At this point volatility just feels like cardio.🤸♀️🚴♂️
Meanwhile
Brad Garlinghouse probably somewhere talking about global payments and adoption while XRP holders whisper:
“Sir… respectfully… number go up?”
Regulators still circling like confused pigeons 🕊️
U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission trying to figure out if crypto is innovation or sorcery.
Crypto: “We are the future.”
SEC: “Fill out this form in triplicate.”
Altcoins tonight:
Some glowing.💡
Some coping.😊
Some writing apology letters to your portfolio.💌
But the vibe?
Quiet accumulation energy.🪙👛
Calm before chaos energy.🤗
Patience separates investors from tourists energy.😜
CryptoCupcake verdict 🌙🍰
We don’t panic.🫠
We observe.🫣
We sip tea.🫖
We wait for the plot twist.🧐
Because in crypto…
The ones who survive the boredom usually survive the bull run.🐂🏃♂️
Later cupcakes🧁
p.s • CryptoCupcake still loves 💖you even if your ‘long term hold’ lasted 17 minutes.🙃
