Ah, the man with the most unfortunate luck in Springfield!
Whether he’s getting hit in the groin by a football, accidentally being executed, or driving a truck full of sugar into a ravine, Hans Moleman is arguably the most resilient (and frequently "killed") character in The Simpsons.
A Quick Profile of the Legend:
* Age: Claimed to be 31 in one episode (the drinking has "ruined his life"), though he looks roughly 100.
* Occupations: Everything from a DMV clerk and radio host to a power plant worker and film director (Man Getting Hit by Football).
* Defining Quote: "I was saying 'Boo-urns'."
* Survival Skills: Virtually zero, yet he always returns in the next scene.
It’s hard not to feel for the guy. Are you looking for a specific clip or quote, or perhaps you want to brainstorm a "Moleman-style" unlucky scenario for something you're writing?
Would you like me to find some of Hans Moleman's most iconic (and tragic) moments for you?
