I love how meme coins turned me into a full-time detective.

“Why is it pumping?”

“Who tweeted?”

“Is this a frog or a dog cycle??”

Meanwhile the project roadmap is literally:

Q1: vibes

Q2: community

Q3: ???

Q4: generational wealth (pending)

I didn’t invest in crypto… I adopted emotional support volatility.

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