IMAGINE BEING IN TRUMP’S SHOES RIGHT NOW. 💀

→ Iran keeps saying “one more negotiation bro.”

→ He’s skipping his own son’s wedding.

→ Every advisor in the White House probably running on 2 hours sleep.

→ Oil markets looking like a meme coin chart.

→ And meanwhile Crypto Twitter: BRO WHY IS $BTC DUMPING?? 😭

Trump trying to stop World War 3 while traders are panic-selling because Bitcoin moved -10%.

This weekend about to be:

🍿 Geopolitics

🍿 Fear

🍿 Liquidations

🍿 100x longs getting deleted

Market makers watching all this like: “Perfect time for another fake pump.” 😭