BREAKING (probably): Michael Saylor spotted near a bonfire ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Rumor says if Bitcoin ever crashes hard or someone even suggests sellingโ€ฆ

Michael Saylor will:

๐Ÿ”ฅ set fire to his Bitcoin wallet

๐Ÿ”ฅ burn the private key

๐Ÿ”ฅ stare at the flames and whisper:

โ€œNow no one can touch it. Ever.โ€

Market panic? โŒ

Forced selling? โŒ

Liquidation fears? โŒ

Saylorโ€™s solution:

โ€œIf I canโ€™t sellโ€ฆ NOBODY can.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

This man doesnโ€™t HODL.

He locks BTC in another dimension.

At this point, his wallet isnโ€™t cold storage โ€”

itโ€™s volcanic storage ๐ŸŒ‹

If Saylor ever burns a private key live on stage, Bitcoin wonโ€™t dumpโ€ฆ

it will instantly gain +10% from pure fear and respect ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‡ Be honest

If $BTC crashed 80% tomorrow, would you:

A) Sell

B) Hodl

C) Burn the keys and become a legend ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”‘

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