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$BTC Bitcoin added $732B? That's more than my portfolio has lost since 2017! 💎🙌? More like 💎😭. I'm still HODLing, but my "diamond hands" are just glued from the FOMO.

Wen lambo? Wen my initial investment back?

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My dad saw "Cayman Islands Web3 foundations up 70%" and asked if they sell concrete mixers. 😂

No, dad, it's where crypto bros HODL their assets to avoid being REKT by FUD. 💎🙌

Wen Lambo? After the tax man leaves! 🤡🚗

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