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🧔♂️ THE CRYPTO HAIRCUT 🧔♂️
Barber: "So, what are we doing today? A nice fade?".
Me: "Actually, can you make my hair look like HIGH? I want it to go straight up and never come back down! 🚀💇♂️".
Barber: "I can try, but based on your luck, it’ll probably end up like LINA... looking sharp for ten minutes before dropping 12% off the sides! 📉✂️".
Me: "Ouch. Okay, maybe just a trim then? I need to look professional for my OM meeting".
Barber: "The 'Mantra' coin? Bro, you don’t need a haircut for that. You need a meditation retreat to figure out why you bought the top! 🧘♂️🧘♂️".
Me: "Just cut it, man. My portfolio is already bald, I might as well match! 🥚😂💀".
Moral of the story: Don't get a haircut based on your green candles, or you'll end up looking like a "Top Gainer" from 2021. 🕯️📉🤡.
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$HIGH $LINA
$OM
#HIGH #LINA #OM #BinanceAlpha #CryptoFunny .