The Lifecycle of an Altcoin "Investor" 🤡
9:00 AM:
"Just moved my
$BTC into
$SOL and some low-cap gems. The charts are screaming. I can practically smell the leather seats of my future Lambo.
$ETH is about to break out, and $LINK is primed. We are so back." 🚀🔥
11:00 AM:
Bitcoin drops 1.5% 📉
11:05 AM:
$SOL : -12%
$ADA: -18%
$PEPE: -45%
My "Moonshot" bag: [DELETED FROM COINGECKO] 💀
The Stages of Grief (Altcoin Edition):
Denial: "It’s just a healthy retracement. The whales are just shaking out the paper hands. I’m a diamond-handed god." 💎🙌
Anger: "Why is $DOGE pumping while my utility-based, Layer-2, cross-chain protocol is dying? This market is rigged!" 😡
Bargaining: "If $FET just goes back to my entry price, I’ll sell and put it all back into
$BTC . I promise." 🙏
Depression: Staring at the 'Total 3' chart (Altcoin Market Cap) while eating instant ramen for the 4th time this week. 🍜
Acceptance: "I am actually in it for the technology. I'm a long-term visionary. Price doesn't matter." (It matters a lot).
Me: "I only invest in projects with strong fundamentals."
Also Me: Buying a coin because the logo is a cat wearing a hat. 🐈⬛🎩
Current Status: Waiting for "Altseason" like it’s a mythical creature. Any day now... right? 🤡
#crypto #altcoinseason #HODL #CryptoMemes #BTC #ETH #SOL
#moonsoon