“Bro just held $FLOKI since 2021. No staking, no trading, no drama.”

Meanwhile I:
– panic sold on a weekend
– re-bought after a TikTok
– exited to “secure profits”
– stared at the chart like it owed me something
– missed the breakout because I went to pee

Now he’s buying land.
I’m calculating how many instant noodles I can buy with my remaining USDT.$