🙄🚨 BREAKING NEWS
🇮🇷 IRAN JUST LAUNCHED A MISSILE AT BITCOIN AND MY WALLET!
😩 It's not the missile that's falling, it's the price of $BTC!
📉 The crypto market doesn't forgive headlines, and this one just caused a strong shock.
🛡️ Remember: opportunities are born out of chaos. The whales are hunting!
