Me: Full-Time Sleeper 😴
📈 Binance: “Market’s up 3%! You missed the rally!”
Me: “Nice. Also missed the crash. Staying in Zen mode.” 🧘♂️
BTC
69,808
-0.95%
ETH
2,050.51
-2.83%
BNB
626.99
-3.38%
💸 Traders: Bags of losses, charts full of chaos
😴 Me: Just a pillow… and peace
Sometimes, the best strategy is not stressing over every candle.
Rested mind. Calm hands. Zero FOMO.
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