The life of a new crypto trader

deposits $100 thinking “easy side income”
buys a random memecoin from an influencer pick
it pumps → feels like a genius
tells frenz “crypto is easy money”
increases size on the next trade
same coin dumps → “I’ll just hold long term”
opens YT & IG → searches “best indicator”
learns RSI, MACD & Fibonacci
starts trading every small move & jumps into another influencer call
enters late → exits early → regrets both
portfolio becomes random coins with no real plan
deposits again to recover losses
loses that too

then realizes it was all luck and leaves crypto