When the internet started buzzing about “Trump Coin,” nobody knew if it was a joke, a meme, or the next big thing. But somewhere in New York, a young trader named Vikram decided it was destiny.
“It has the name of Donald Trump on it,” he said. “How can it fail?”
$TRUMP Coin wasn’t official, not endorsed, and definitely not stable—but it had hype. Lots of it. Social media was full of bold claims, louder promises, and even louder memes.
Vikram went all in.
For a week, he felt like a genius. The price surged, his portfolio doubled, and he started planning his “early retirement.”
Then came the drop.
Fast, brutal, unforgettable.
Within hours, Trump Coin crashed harder than it rose. Vikram refreshed his screen, hoping it was a glitch.
It wasn’t.
Days later, the coin was nearly worthless. The hype vanished as quickly as it came.
Vikram leaned back and laughed.
“I didn’t invest in a coin,” he said. “I invested in noise.”
And from that day on, he followed one rule:
**If it sounds like a meme… it probably is.**
