I just saw my salary on a bottle of perfume , so u min someone there smells like my salary#PIXEL!

I submitted my CV somewhere and i was called for a test ,which i passed, then i was told to go with my urine on monday for alcohol test, i drunk full weekend , so i took my girlfriends urine 🤣🤣🤣

It was tested , and they told me , am pregnant😭😂

Being a guy is so funny. I had coffee last night before bed, and left that cup in my sink, and then I had coffee again now in the morning. That’s 2 cups in the sink. My girl is coming over later today, so I washed both to avoid having to explain “who I had over😂